he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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