Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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