I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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