Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Actions speak louder than pants.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
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He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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