they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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