if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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