I hate all girls vehemently.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize