yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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