hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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