I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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