since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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