What a fucking waste of an outfit
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
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I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
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I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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