My brain says no but my pants say off.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I will pee on everything he values.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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