But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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