Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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