i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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