Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
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