Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
