just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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