I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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