in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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