By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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