You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
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I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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