I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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