he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
