We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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