Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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