If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
"it" just moved
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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