Midget sex pt 2 tonight
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize