i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
He told me they were just razor bumps!
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
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I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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