I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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