oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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