What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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