in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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