could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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