As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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