Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
okay pat passed out under dana's car
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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