Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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