wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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