I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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