her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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