Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
you will always have a special place in my vag
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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