If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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