I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Define "chronic" masturbator.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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