i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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