p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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