This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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