i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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