mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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