i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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