I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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