She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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