This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
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I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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