Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
